Iota Alumni Association

Board Of Trustees Meeting

Wednesday June 04, 2003

...on the wrong side of the flat...

...over at the bookshelf looking that up...

§ General Meeting Agenda & Other Kinds Discussion Topics
Discussion Points included:

Topic 1: Vote for Member At Large & Member At Larger

The two Matt's are done...at least for this term

Topic 2: Review of Old Business

See Fireball for these items or just do what he's going to do and visit the meeting minutes web pages.

Topic 3: Brainstorm Membership Recruiting

How do we get bigger?
How do we stay that way?

Topic 4: Brainstorm Fundraisers

How do get more sweet, sweet cash?
(Hey, you think it's easy being a money-grubbing treasurer on this bank account?!?

Topic 5: Brainstorm Service Projects

With school out, it'll be difficult to ask the chapter if there is a specific project that they need help with...
We could always ask the EC or just the President for ideas...
Failing those options, Dr. Clark could be a good source...

Topic 6: Brainstorm Social Events:

Topic 6.1.0: The Ritual Workshop: Where, when, how, whom, and topic(s)...
Topic E: Alumni Weekend:

Officially, no officially adult beverages may be officially served by official restaurant employees nor officially consumed by official assembly attendees, during the official meeting, officially speaking, of course...
Party in the game room after the boring dinner conversation...
Softball game and cookout on Sunday the 15th (...for those of you playing along at home, that's the next day...) Please RSVP to Priscilla Harmon before then. Soup's on at noon. Game on at 1:00pm.
Same time next year?

Topic 6.1.2: Do we modify our relationship with the Epsilon Theta Alumni Association?

Topic Pi^2: Long Term Projects

Why are we here?
What are we doing?
What are we going to do about being here and doing something?
...oh and something about the commisioning project thingy...

The 2003 General Meeting of the Iota Alumni Association Will Be Held
On Saturday, June 14th, 2003 at the Cobb County Dave & Buster's.
Meeting at 3:00pm. Games, fun, and laughing at the old man president afterward. Actives are welcome to attend and seniors are highly encouraged to join us for the fun. National (Alumni Association) dues and Iota Alumni Association dues must be paid prior to or at the meeting in order to vote at the meeting.

§ Iota Alumni Association Web Page:
Discussion Points included:

On-line registration page is in place and ready for testing.
We need to set up the IAA paypal account before it goes completely live.
Minutes, Ledger, and Balances need to be updated.
The 2002-2003 Local Association Report needs to be posted.

§ Miscellaneous Topics Entertained At Varying Times
Discussion ensues...:

Does anyone know any good jewish girls.
Dodge ball!
The Chapter was very happy with the Initiate Registration Gift
Next BOT Meeting: On-Line sometime after June 14th...

§ Tune In Next Time When We'll Learn:

Why being a Catholic can really suck...
What religion and hoops have in common...
Will Fireball get fixed up by the mother of the bride...
How the Monsignor gave Jessi ants...
The full benefits of paying your IAA member dues...(...don't squeeze the Charmin...)
Just how 25 > (20+19+18+17)...
If a prune cannon goes off and there's no one around to hear it does it still go "Thpbbbbt"...

This meeting was brought to you by the numbers "23" and "133" (but "150" would have been much more apropos...)

§ The ...Tri-State Area... Board:

Covington - Samuel "Fireball" Feuer - "I had coffee today..."
Marietta - Jessica Shearer, - "I am a tree at the end of the runway..."
Marietta - Christopher Hill, - "I am the helicopter crusing toward you..."
Acworth - Matthew McCullough, - "She was going to tell her manager that we were coming..."
Up the Street - Matthew Simons, - "Now it's my turn to suck..."

§ Respectfully submitted this 10th day of June, 2003
Chris Hill
Secretary/Treasurer
(No ants were fed prunes or coffee during the making of these minutes, but the thought was tempting...say, who's buying anyway?)